Tiger Woods shoots 58, immediately announces TW branded Viagra for young adults

We live in a world where it’s commonplace for iconic athletes to cheat on their wives, and Tiger Woods recently ‘extended’ himself into this fraternity of the rich and ruthless. I’m still trying to figure out, though, which behavior is worse…the actions of Tiger, or the cannibalization by the Media. Anyway, Tiger was the first minority to win the Masters, then he became the world’s greatest golfer and eventually the world’s most famous athlete. I say this because I believe he is going to come back and do something great in the sport, something that has never been done, something beyond what is expected of him in breaking the PGA record for Majors and total wins. So you heard it here first, I believe Tiger Woods will break 59 before he retires.But the level of class he chooses to carry himself with in the second half of his career may ultimately have a greater impact on his legacy. (see Kobe Bryant)

Now on to more important issues…like possible tag lines for my new product idea: Tiger Woods branded Viagra for young adults! “Drive it home like a billionaire” and “Swing your wood like a Pro” are a couple I have so far, and if you have anything better please contact me immediately. I have a conference call with Pfizer next Monday morning.

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