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New evidence supports long-standing rumor of new species: Gasolstrich!

New evidence supports long-standing...

Reports dating back to the late 19th Century have involved various sightings of what appeared to be a new species, one that is half-man, half-ostrich.  More often having the body of a man and the head of an ostrich, this creature was...
Homeless street musician mugged by ASCAP “representative” for singing “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”

Homeless street musician mugged by ...

“I made all of 93 cents the whole damn night, and this guy just wouldn’t get out of my face until I gave him 15 percent”, Joe Indieman told police officers recently after being mugged near the campus of Arizona State University....
Out of work sign twirler copyrights the phrase “Web 13.0″, wants to get paid…now!

Out of work sign twirler copyrights...

Jed Augzkawk, a semi-retired sign twirler who was raised on the streets of Warsaw, Poland, has just been granted the copyright for the phrase “Web 13.0“. “I’ve been blessed with a beautiful epiphany, and it’s time to get paid for...