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New evidence supports long-standing rumor of new species: Gasolstrich!

New evidence supports long-standing...

Reports dating back to the late 19th Century have involved various sightings of what appeared to be a new species, one that is half-man, half-ostrich.  More often having the body of a man and the head of an ostrich, this creature was...
Tiger Woods shoots 58, immediately announces TW branded Viagra for young adults

Tiger Woods shoots 58, immediately ...

We live in a world where it’s commonplace for iconic athletes to cheat on their wives, and Tiger Woods recently ‘extended’ himself into this fraternity of the rich and ruthless. I’m still trying to figure out, though, which...