Reports dating back to the late 19th Century have involved various sightings of what appeared to be a new species, one that is half-man, half-ostrich.  More often having the body of a man and the head of an ostrich, this creature was...

“I made all of 93 cents the whole damn night, and this guy just wouldn’t get out of my face until I gave him 15 percent”, Joe Indieman told police officers recently after being mugged near the campus of Arizona State University....

“If you travel from continent to continent, you become incontinent” – David...

Jed Augzkawk, a semi-retired sign twirler who was raised on the streets of Warsaw, Poland, has just been granted the copyright for the phrase “Web 13.0“. “I’ve been blessed with a beautiful epiphany, and it’s time to get paid for...

We live in a world where it’s commonplace for iconic athletes to cheat on their wives, and Tiger Woods recently ‘extended’ himself into this fraternity of the rich and ruthless. I’m still trying to figure out, though, which...